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Can people come up with good (funny) code that you could put into documents in order trick people? Currently, I am working on a project with a collaborator where I put this into the preamble:
\let\oldpar\par
\def\par{\oldpar And go get me coffee!\oldpar}

Other, similar ideas I can come up with ...

@cgnieder, thanks for the advice, I'll certainly use it! :-)

@Stefan, nothing in particular, I'm just looking forward to the overall L3 software. I recently started looking into TeX programming, but I quickly started to long for a more streamlined system. That's why I started looking into L3 and ...

Sure, I did, and as you can see there, the topic got closed because it was considered "too localized" in time, conflicting with the forum rules at StackExchange. Therefore, there was never an answer there to my actual question. That is indeed the reason why I am asking here.

With regards to the ...

I found that Google was surprisingly unhelpful about answering this question, so I decided to ask in here:

Could somebody give an estimate about when LaTeX3 is likely to be released? And how big a percentage of the entire project is done?

I understand that no one will be able to give an exact ...